Mrs. Crumbles

Had we never lov'd sae kindly, Had we never lov'd sae blindly, Never met -- or never parted -- we had never been broken-hearted.

Robert Burns
Sun Feb 28

I’ve hit the peak of my partying career

katrynastumbles:

I just remembered that last night this guy kept flashing me his abs, so I kept yelling “AND THAT’S THE SITUATION.” We proceeded to fist pump together and yell, “JERSEY SHORE, BITCH.”

 I love you so much! You’re so amazing, I can’t stand it!!!