Mmm…masturbation : )
So, I thought what’s something really personal that I could write about and not be ashamed of. Wait for it…wait for it…ah…ah…MASTURBATION!!! Woo!!! That word is awesome (so is the act). So I’ve always said “Thank GOD for masturbation” because it’s amazing. But COSMO tried to steal my thunder. So, I’m reading the lastest issue of COSMO and I read an article about like four billion ways to be in tune with your man sexually…blah blah…whatever. So, it says that women don’t really think about sex until it’s time for the act. I thought…wow, that’s so not true. I think about sex all the time, probably on the same level with guys (not ASMSA guys, that’s for sure).
The more I thought about it, I found myself having a Carrie Bradshaw moment (Sex and the City reference ; ). I asked myself “Does this mean that all this time I was screwing myself;Was I actually screwing myself?” I mean I’m in this environment where there are no guys to hook up with unless you go moo or you actually happen to be extremely pretty. Here I am thinking about sex all the time, therefore I masturbate all the time, yet there are no boys to relieve any of this sexual tension. Why don’t I just stop masturbating? One answer: it feels AWESOME!!! Man, boys are stupid.
